So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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