I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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