I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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