my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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