found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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