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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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