I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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