So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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