Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
