I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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