Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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