lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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