she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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