wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i want to swaddle you in tequila
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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