we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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