Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
