i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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