He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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