So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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