ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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