On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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