Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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