dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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