I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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