I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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