oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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