the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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