what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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