S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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