I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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