I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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