whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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