I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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