you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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