from now on my penis is your penis
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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