Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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