I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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