he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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