I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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