What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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