She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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