gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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