Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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