I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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