Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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