I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
