So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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