Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
