I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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