What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
