you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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