Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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